The Capture on the Angry Roger

It was the year 1548 in the Shanty town of the English pirate. Inside the rather small Sea dog Inn were the young Captain Hellbound and his very unlucky friend James Marrow. The two young men were enjoying a bottle of Rum (the best you could get) when suddenly the door was split in two and the and the faint shadow of Captain Cutthroat and his two dumb as dodos henchman could be seen.
Complication:
“Fwoosh” the sails of the Angry Roger were being pushed by the wind. BONK!
“OW” screamed Captain Hellbound
He started rubbing his temple where his head had hit a bar. A bar he thought.
“Grrr I’m in a cage” he yelled

CREAK, The iron bars of the cage slowly moved open.
“Here” said an unknown voice.
A plate was thrown in.
“It’s for you and James”
Oh yeah, thought Captain Hellbound, where is James?
Captain Hellbound looked around and immediately saw a crumpled figure on the floor. Captain Hellbound grabbed the bowl, which was full of vinegar and leek soup.
“Have this” Captain Hellbound exclaimed.
“Bleurgh” vomited James.
“That’s disgusting” said Captain Hellbound
CLONK! The cage was being lifted from the ships hold out into the fresh air. Whoever was lifting it must be as strong as an Ox, thought Captain Hellbound who was now covered in James’ vomit.

“Out of cage” demanded a voice as the two ugly faces of Flint Jones and Cain Goyle could be seen. Captain Hellbound stepped out of the cage with James close behind him and looked straight into a girls face.
“I’m Tayla Hawkins” she said
“Hey you sound familiar” exclaimed Captain Hellbound
“Yes I gave you the vinegar and leek soup it must have been off” she replied.
“Do you want to guess who I am” said the rough voice of Captain Cutthroat.
Resolution:
“Aaagghh” Captain Hellbound screamed
“James kill him now” stammered Captain Hellbound rather awkwardly.
“But I don’t wanna” complained James.
Flint and Cain easily lifted Captain Hellbound and James several metres in the air.
Cain roared”you give Cutty piece of eight”
“Yes you owe me a piece of eight and a bottle of rum but you don’t have anything” remarked Captain Cuthroat.
“Daddy don’t hurt them please” screamed Tayla
“I won’t dear I’ll let them go on one condition” barked Captain Cutthroat
“I want them to buy my new earring and it won’t cost them a buck an ear” said a more than happy Captain Cutthroat.
“Okay we’ll buy your stupid earring” said James
“I also want to be your daughters best friend because I don’t wanna get married I want to be a bachelor”.
Conclusion:
Captain Hellbound and James shared the earring between them. The first chance they got they ditched Tayla Hawkins and stole the Angry Roger, destroyed a few islands and blew up the ship. Captain Cutthroat never caught anyone again except a small rat which Cain Goyle named Cutty.